WRONG RESPONSE!! WRONG RESPONSE!!

I have received your no and will be entering a serious session of theatrical sadness. Please note: this decision may result in the immediate suspension of three (3) carefully curated Valentine gift sets, now sitting somewhere feeling unwanted and emotionally neglected.

Additionally, you are formally risking your current titles. “Girlfriend,” “future wifey,” and all associated premium benefits (including but not limited to random favors, extra affection, and dramatic devotion) are under review. Favor-calling privileges may be paused indefinitely.

Henceforth, all conversations may default to a strictly neutral tone until further notice. Terms like boyfriend, baby, mamaa, and girlfriend will be temporarily deleted from our shared vocabulary—tragic, tragic turn of events. I know.

This message is delivered with love, a wink, and the hope that you reconsider before the gifts find a new destiny (still you, obviously).

IF INTERESTED IN FIXING THIS HORRIFYING SITUATION-Contact The HeartBroken Boyfriend Gentleman and offer an official well drafted email, NO LESS THAN 1000 WORDS, explaining your reasons for rejecting his purely well thought out Valentine request. All the best. Actually, I take that back😒😒🙄🙄

(INCLUDE NAME AS IT APPEARS ON NATIONAL ID AND INCLUDE ID NUMBER. NO DIRECT CALLS ALLOWED. GENTLEMAN'S VOICE GOT LOST AFTER THIS UNFORTUNATE NO RESPONSE. )

(BYE B----)

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